THE 23RD CHANNEL (instead of the 23rd Psalm)
The TV is my shepherd, I shall want.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the Scriptures.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence,
for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my
Christian responsibilities,
there will be no interruption,
For the TV is with me.
It's cable and remote, they control me.
It prepares a commercial before me in
the presence of worldliness;
It anoints my head with Humanism,
My coveting runneth over.
Surely laziness and ignorance shall
Follow me all days of my life:
And I shall dwell in the house
Watching TV forever. ~Author Unknown
2 comments:
Thanks for all the reminders : )
Do you think this means I'll need to give up TV at the gym, too? Knowing I can watch 45 minutes of HGTV on the exercise machines is sometimes the only thing that gets me through those doors.
LOL! I know what you mean. I can't seem to iron without popping in a DVD of an old movie. :)
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